I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!
Last month I got it into my head that deadlines were for losers and caused far more stress to both myself and my comrades than I’d like to inflict on them for a thankless job with no compensation. No sooner had the thought occurred to me than I had woken up three weeks later, head fuzzy with no recollection of how I had spent my time previous and sleeping next to a mountain of veritable treasure, my apparent loot from a uninhibited buying frenzy at a convention no less than a four hour drive away. The first thought that came into my mind was, “Gee whiz, look at all this neat stuff!” followed by the sinking realization that I had sorely, sorely neglected my group in the meantime.
With that said, I apologize and offer you some brainless fluff as compensation for my woeful incompetence. Enjoy?
And after you’re done reading that, try dropping by the forum and, I don’t know, APPLY FOR STAFF! (Editors and typesetters needed!)