Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku ch. 22 (END), Wild Arms~Flower Thieves~ ch. 2, and Slayers Light Magic ch. 6!

And this is where we all shit bricks, because apparently Datenroku was just the winter semester of Eva-verse. OH. SNAP.

I’d like to dedicate this post to all those lonely chapters of mango we kicked under the rug to fester with the cat vomit because we were just too damn lazy to work on them. That’s right, Slayers, I’m looking at you. Gawrsh, do we love ya, but you bring out the sloth in the best of us. Oh, well, Larry… Uh, sorry, LIGHT makes it all better, doesn’t he? YES HE DOES.

Download/Read Slayers Light Magic ch. 6 Online

And speaking of making things all better, in this chapter of Flower Thieves (which made Melly positively GIDDY while QCing, NGL.), Guy the florist reveals his hidden aspirations to become the next Johnny Appleseed! Actually, I shouldn’t joke about that when it comes to Wild Arms-verse. Those of you who’ve played 5 will know why. And by the way, for you folks interested but not quite ready to take the plunge into a seven game deep franchise, this title requires absolutely no prior knowledge of the Wild Arms series. It’s completely standalone and thoroughly awesome.

Download/Read Wild Arms ~Flower Thieves~ ch. 2 online

AND WHILE WE’RE ON THE TOPIC OF THOROUGHLY AWESOME (Am I abusing the segues here? I feel like I’m abusing segues.) last but certainly not least (unless you ask Melly, lolz), we have the conclusion of the Evangelion: Gakuen Datenroku manga. This is just something you’ll have to read for yourselves, folks. Thanks for sticking with us the whole way through. (And I swear to god, if one person says “FINALLY” I WILL CHOKE A GODDAMN BITCH.)

Download/Read Evangelion: Gakuen Datenroku ch. 22 (END) online

That’s it for this week! Tune in next time for more EXCELLENT GOODS. My lips are sealed on the matter, of course. (What matter? There is no matter. I only want to string people on, hohohoho.) Credits for this release! Thanks to Epikwonder and Tom the Mighty for typesetting and editing chapter six of Light Magic (respectively), Shinigami and Melfra for editing Wild Arms with typesetting wonders wrought by the hands of ZippyZippy, and thanks again to RainStride for all of his help wrapping up Datenroku. AND OF COURSE MELLY AT QC. YOU GUYS ARE ACES.

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Eva: Gakuen Datenroku 17 & Barajou no Kiss vol 1 (HQ redo)

Look! You scared Shinji! Well… Okay, we know that’s not hard, but still.

First off, can we all just pretend we released this on Friday? Because (GASP!) Turtle Paradise is moving to a release schedule! (Good god, it only took us two years.) Expect new releases of WHATEVER THE HELL WE PLAN ON RELEASING every Friday! What time? Psht… Don’t give us that much credit as forward-thinking individuals. We ain’t smart folk, no siree. ANYWAY! BREAK DOWN OF RELEASES!

First we have chapter 17 (GASP) of Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku! I know, I know… Took us long enough, right? But it’s out now! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!? That’s what I thought. Enjoy it, Eva-geeks. Editing brought to you by Rainstride, friend to forest-dwellers everywhere.

Download Neon Genesis Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku vol.4 ch.17

Second we have the promised HQ re-release of volume 1 (specifically, chapters 1 and 2) of Barajou! I’ve gone through and touched up a lot of the dialogue and corrected some translations for the entire first volume (including Anis’s name), so if you haven’t done it recently, maybe now’s a good time to re-visit it? Besides, volume one’s easily the best of them all. (Or maybe tied with volume 2?) Editing by the multi-talented Melfra, who also runs a mean scanning bed. Yes, she will fark your shite up, don’t even.

Download Barajou no Kiss chapters 1-5 (v2)

The new chapters haven’t been uploaded yet, because Melly and I want to bust some ass on WoW. In the meantime, ENJOY~

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EDIT: Now uploaded to the reader!

Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku vol. 1 HQ

Betcha forgot what these two looked like, didn’tcha?

We said a while ago that we’d be picking Datenroku back up once we got a few more staff members and guess what? WE DID. Thanks to the glorious RainStride and Zippy, WE HAVE NEW DATENROKU.

Only not.

Instead we have volume 1 with a COMPLETELY re-hauled translation, so it’s pretty much as close to new as you can get, because a lot of things have changed this time around. (Chapter 4 in particular – that one’s like a completely different beast now. I hang my head in shame.) So if it’s been a long time since you last read it, you can go hit up the new reader and at least check this volume out.

Download Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku vol 1 (HQ)

THERE, YA HAPPY!? We’re gonna zip on forward to volume 4 to wrap the series up in the near future and fix volumes two and three sometime in the meantime. (Volume 2 might come before volume 4, just because volume 2’s been scanned in and volume 4 hasn’t, but that has yet to be seen.)

On a related note, this series has been licensed by Dark Horse and is slated to be released sometime this fall, so you guys better go out and buy that, dammit. Because Dark Horse’s quality is like, homg GODLY. (Just don’t compare the translations, ‘kay? I’d… I’d cry.)

Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku Stage 16


xD I should stop making this an option in all of the polls, ahahaha….

Download Shinseki Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku Stage 16

Melly pointed this out to me in her QC, but if you REALLY want to get your mind blown, read the opening few pages of Stage six along with this. Huh. I hadn’t even picked up on that, and I’m the translator! Hurray, Min Min! CONTINUITY!


Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku Stage 15

We can has chapter 15 now?

After much ado (there wasn’t any ado at all!) and a grueling wait (wait, didn’t we release chapter 14 not too long ago!?) I come bearing a GIFT! Of Evangelion – The Records of Heaven’s Descent (God, how I hate that name. Descent? Seriously? Couldn’t it be FALL instead? That sounds so much cooler, doesn’t it? “The Records of Heaven’s Fall. Yeeaaahhhh. Nice. Wait, isn’t that synonymous with “Apocalypse”? OH SHI- IT WAS AN ERROR CAUSED BY MY YOUTHFUL INEXPERIENCE, SHUT UP) chapter 15! Download it! Read it! LOVE IT.

Download Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku Stage 15