Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku ch. 22 (END), Wild Arms~Flower Thieves~ ch. 2, and Slayers Light Magic ch. 6!


And this is where we all shit bricks, because apparently Datenroku was just the winter semester of Eva-verse. OH. SNAP.

I’d like to dedicate this post to all those lonely chapters of mango we kicked under the rug to fester with the cat vomit because we were just too damn lazy to work on them. That’s right, Slayers, I’m looking at you. Gawrsh, do we love ya, but you bring out the sloth in the best of us. Oh, well, Larry… Uh, sorry, LIGHT makes it all better, doesn’t he? YES HE DOES.

Download/Read Slayers Light Magic ch. 6 Online

And speaking of making things all better, in this chapter of Flower Thieves (which made Melly positively GIDDY while QCing, NGL.), Guy the florist reveals his hidden aspirations to become the next Johnny Appleseed! Actually, I shouldn’t joke about that when it comes to Wild Arms-verse. Those of you who’ve played 5 will know why. And by the way, for you folks interested but not quite ready to take the plunge into a seven game deep franchise, this title requires absolutely no prior knowledge of the Wild Arms series. It’s completely standalone and thoroughly awesome.

Download/Read Wild Arms ~Flower Thieves~ ch. 2 online

AND WHILE WE’RE ON THE TOPIC OF THOROUGHLY AWESOME (Am I abusing the segues here? I feel like I’m abusing segues.) last but certainly not least (unless you ask Melly, lolz), we have the conclusion of the Evangelion: Gakuen Datenroku manga. This is just something you’ll have to read for yourselves, folks. Thanks for sticking with us the whole way through. (And I swear to god, if one person says “FINALLY” I WILL CHOKE A GODDAMN BITCH.)

Download/Read Evangelion: Gakuen Datenroku ch. 22 (END) online

That’s it for this week! Tune in next time for more EXCELLENT GOODS. My lips are sealed on the matter, of course. (What matter? There is no matter. I only want to string people on, hohohoho.) Credits for this release! Thanks to Epikwonder and Tom the Mighty for typesetting and editing chapter six of Light Magic (respectively), Shinigami and Melfra for editing Wild Arms with typesetting wonders wrought by the hands of ZippyZippy, and thanks again to RainStride for all of his help wrapping up Datenroku. AND OF COURSE MELLY AT QC. YOU GUYS ARE ACES.

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Monday Release – Barajou ch. 17, Eva Datenroku ch. 21


The Joker’s got nothin’ on this Raep Face.

Through some large-scale disaster, be it natural or cosmic, it’s Monday again and we’re here with a new batch of releases for your reading pleasure. Unfortunately, the gore wasn’t a go for today. Believe me, I’m just as sad, if not sadder than the rest of you. Delicious Mebius… Next week, p’raps.

Anyway! This week it’s chapter 17 of Barajou no Kiss, featuring the editing stylings of Shinigami and QC by Melfra and Clov3r; and chapter 21 of Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku (ONLY ONE LEFT!) editing magic worked by RainStride and featuring return appearances by Melfra and Clov3r at QC, so go grab ’em while they’re hawt.

Btw, while we’re on the topic, stop trying to direct-link to the zips on our server, m’kay? It won’t work, and it makes you look silly.

SLH ch. 05, Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku ch. 20


Uh oh.

Yet another late-night-ish release from us lazy bastards. Gawrsh. Hey, at least these deadlines keep us accountable! I kinda wanted to churn out a chapter of Mebius for this week’s release, but, well…. I guess that’s gonna have to wait for next time.

First up, new chapter of Datenroku! This one is RELENTLESS. So many revelations this time around, some we could have guessed, others perhaps not so much. One thing’s for sure, the scene between Rei and Gendou in this chapter is so bitterly climactic and emotionally charged that it’s made my favorite scene of the series. Read it and you’ll see why. Props to RainStride, as always, for his editing, and Melfra at QC.
Read/Download chapter 20 of Neon Genesis Evangelion: Gakuen Datenroku

And finally, a new chapter of SLH! And considering it’s published in a bi-monthly magazine, a month between releases is half the wait time the Japanese fans had, so remember that the next time you complain about how long it’s taking us to churn the next chapter out, ye impatient leeches. =P This chapter has been brought to you by Melfra putting Editing AND QC duty, ZippyZippy and MagmaStorm typesetting, and Clover (HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLO!!!) unleashing her mad l337 proofing skillz.
Download chapter 05 of S.L.H

Only two chapters left of Datenroku… Wow, I’m getting goosebumps.

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Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku ch.19 And A new project!


You know it’s gonna be… uh, something else when Koshi Rikudo’s involved.

Welp, due to technically difficulties, it almost looked like we’d be a little late for Monday’s release day… But we pulled through in the end! It’s all about love, guys. REMEMBER THAT. (Hah. Get it? Memorial day? Remember? Gawrsh, I crack myself up sometimes.)

ANYWAY. First off, we have chapter 19 of Evangelion: Gakuen Datenroku! Man! We’re really churning them out, aren’t we? And heck, this chapter weren’t half bad, either! Have at ye, datenroku fans. READ AWAY, and whatnot.

Download Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku vol. 4 ch. 19

HOLD YOUR BREATH, GUYS! WE HAVE A NEW PROJECT! Mmm, fresh meat. Fresh meat is the best meat, unless you listen to Naga, who seems convinced that meat tastes best just before it spoils, but no one takes a black sorceress who dresses like THAT seriously, now do they? (Ah, Slayers humor. Hey, you guys miss Slayers, right…? Heh. Heh. Heh.) ANYWAY. It’s explicitly gory, there’s T&A galore, and lots. and lots. of sex. So be warned that this is most assuredly not for minors. With that said, though, it’s GREAT, RAUNCHY FUN. Here’s the summary!:

There is a strange breed of mechanical creatures, aptly called “Machines,? who will, on the condition that their Host never love another person for as long as they live (else the debt will be paid in blood), grant their wielders fortune and prosperity. And where a Host has betrayed his Machine, you are sure to find a member of the mysterious Gari family, wielders and hunters of Machines, in the ensuing carnage…

So it was justifiable when the Gari family was dispatched to Shakunage High School to covertly investigate a brutal murder perpetrated by the spindly hands of a Machine… But it wasn’t so justifiable when Hanare Shizuma, a youth with an agenda of his own, enrolls at the High School soon thereafter, hell-bent on conducting his own investigation – and soon meets the head of the family of hunters, shockingly enough, a girl his own age. But little do either of them know that their encounter will set the cogs of fate spinning rapidly into motion…

Aaand there you have it. So if you feel so inclined, check it out and tell us what you think! Oh. And it’s definitely not work safe. Seriously. Don’t try it.

Download Mebius Gear vol.1 ch.01: A Destined Love

And that’s it for this week’s Monday releases! Stay tuned for our next installment, date yet to be determined. (But it’ll probably be on a Monday, hurr hurr.)

Eva: Gakuen Datenroku 17 & Barajou no Kiss vol 1 (HQ redo)


Look! You scared Shinji! Well… Okay, we know that’s not hard, but still.

First off, can we all just pretend we released this on Friday? Because (GASP!) Turtle Paradise is moving to a release schedule! (Good god, it only took us two years.) Expect new releases of WHATEVER THE HELL WE PLAN ON RELEASING every Friday! What time? Psht… Don’t give us that much credit as forward-thinking individuals. We ain’t smart folk, no siree. ANYWAY! BREAK DOWN OF RELEASES!

First we have chapter 17 (GASP) of Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku! I know, I know… Took us long enough, right? But it’s out now! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!? That’s what I thought. Enjoy it, Eva-geeks. Editing brought to you by Rainstride, friend to forest-dwellers everywhere.

Download Neon Genesis Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku vol.4 ch.17

Second we have the promised HQ re-release of volume 1 (specifically, chapters 1 and 2) of Barajou! I’ve gone through and touched up a lot of the dialogue and corrected some translations for the entire first volume (including Anis’s name), so if you haven’t done it recently, maybe now’s a good time to re-visit it? Besides, volume one’s easily the best of them all. (Or maybe tied with volume 2?) Editing by the multi-talented Melfra, who also runs a mean scanning bed. Yes, she will fark your shite up, don’t even.

Download Barajou no Kiss chapters 1-5 (v2)

The new chapters haven’t been uploaded yet, because Melly and I want to bust some ass on WoW. In the meantime, ENJOY~

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EDIT: Now uploaded to the reader!