Help Turtle Paradise by buying from J-list!


We’re kind of hoping you guys buy enough to look like this, lawl

SUDDENLY, THERE IS AN INFLUX OF AWESOME ON THE TURTLE PARADISE WEBSITE.

Yup, we’re now part of the J-list affiliate program, so banners have, like, taken over the website or something. These guys stock some pretty hilarious stuff, so you guys should get a kick out of it, too! (right?) And if you click on one of those banners and end up making a purchase, a percentage will go back to Turtle Paradise and fund future scanlations and server maintenance, which means it’s great for everyone involved.

(PS: check out their snacks category.. IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.)

Also, Reb just started yelling at me about not doing a status update (BAAAAAW), so here it is. We’re gonna have a ton of stuff ready, and it’s gonna be ready fast. We got a ton of new, awesome staffers from that last post, and everyone’s finishing their projects all at once, lawl.

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Melfra
Professional Site-Destroyer.

When not ruining everything (including books), takes care of scanning, QC, and sometimes cleaning duties. That includes dishes. Rebmastu is a slob. Email or hit me up on twitter if things start looking weird around here!

5 thoughts on “Help Turtle Paradise by buying from J-list!

  1. Werewolf says:

    Right, have your snacks shipped halfway across the globe.

    Imagine your chocolate coated octopus tentacles being stowed away in the depths of the rat (and devil knows what else) infested bowels of a leaky korean “trading” barge, while rioting illegal emigrants are held at bay with cattle prods from eating it -along with the pira… I mean “sailors”.

    Lets assume the ship arrives in port, in a marginally better state than a ghost ship.
    Lets assume the Coast Guard didn’t shoot or arrest the crew.
    Lets assume they manage to smuggl… “deliver” the goods you ordered.
    But who could, with a clear concious, guarantee that there is absolutely no chance of plague ridden rats leaping out of the package when you open it?

  2. Melfra says:

    Right, have your snacks shipped halfway across the globe.

    Imagine your chocolate coated octopus tentacles being stowed away in the depths of the rat (and devil knows what else) infested bowels of a leaky korean “trading” barge, while rioting illegal emigrants are held at bay with cattle prods from eating it -along with the pira… I mean “sailors”.

    Lets assume the ship arrives in port, in a marginally better state than a ghost ship.
    Lets assume the Coast Guard didn’t shoot or arrest the crew.
    Lets assume they manage to smuggl… “deliver” the goods you ordered.
    But who could, with a clear concious, guarantee that there is absolutely no chance of plague ridden rats leaping out of the package when you open it?

    Psh, that’s easy.

    BUY IT FOR THE PLAGUE RATS!

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